At least one of these stars belongs to the stunt men in the exploding house scene.
Even though I knew it wasn't going to happen, but the whole time I was hoping one of them would say "Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?!"
Oh, man, Jay Leno's stunt acting at 0:45 is worth 5 stars in itself. The wacky announcer is just gravy.
I really hope at some point, Leno teaches Morita hip American things to say, and then the movie closes out with Morita facing the camera and shouting "TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS, DUDES!"
If that happens, then including the flying windshield kick, this is plainly the greatest movie ever devised. Especially if the music in the movie is as inappropriate as what's in the trailer.