The dog may have died, but the TV apparently still lives.

Is this real? Because the subtitles seem really easy to add and there's no real masturbatory content. Five stars either way just for a profoundly bizarre animation.

the one with the crickets is better, though the dead dog is a bonus

Counterpoint: Larry David is a Jew and he likes masturbation.

Looks like it was anti-pot originally.

I'm impressed that guy can continue jerkin it even with the dog in the room

Apparently this website has something to do with these PSAs: http://taketheaction.com/

# Masturbation destroys your health
# You waste your valuable time on masturbation
# Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)
# Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner
# Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority complex)
# Prevents you from having better sex with your partner
# Creates a negative psychology that can affect your business life
# Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)

I like that haircut.

Maybe you wouldn't be playing with it so much if it you still had the scabbard

Somewhere out there, there is a PSA firm launching a massive campaign for kids based entirely off of "it'll hurt your dog".

There's some anti-marijuana ads floating around with a kid's dog begging to be walked but the kid is too stoned to care.

I blame the Jews.

The Jews *invented* masturbation (see Onan). You'd think there'd be a holiday or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfWW5h3By4

Part 2. I'm five staring part 2 just for the crickets.