Even in a wretched hive of scum and villainy, friends don't let friends drive drunk.

If the fucker is already drunk, why didn't you let him put away another before you called the cab?

I heard a Wookie, but I didn't see one.

More impressive would have been a drunken Imperial at the controls of the Death Star.

I hoping the waitress would spill coffee on Chewbacca, prompting a savage Canadian-style beating.

George Lucas has sold his soul to so many people, I dont think hes gonna have an afterlife.

I like it.