1. DON'T TOUCH THE WATER! IT'S HOT LAVA!!
2. Parkour: The Early Years
3. Body throws just don't have the same effect on a trampoline.
4. If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control. - Jack Handey