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So Yahtzee is saying that 'Army of Two' is a modern day version of the Sacred Band of Thebes? Judging by EA's game trailer I think he is onto something.
Ancient Greek reference?
GRITTY GRITTY BROOD BROOD
NO! BAD YAHTZEE!
Just when I thought he'd lost it
Funny, accurate and brilliant music choices. The game is still fun to play with an actual human though.
I GOTS DA SPUNK
These days, it's a little too close to impossible to see mercenaries in anything approaching a positive light, so I guess it's for the best that this game is not worth playing.
I'm surprised he never mentioned that after killing large groups of brown people, you can initiate a session of literal air guitar jamming using your assault rifle as a guitar/phallic symbol.
Man, that's hard hitting political commentary. Juvenile power fantasy my ass.
Oh my god, somehow that is ten times stupider than even I had pieced together reading reviews
Ladies lift your shirts.
At 2:30 what are the imps doing?
I believe that's a Pokemon board game.
I love my muscle-ball murder buddy
"the bumming lifestyle"
Also, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what EA's QA department looks like.
THE CANDY IS BULLETS