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baleen - 2008-04-02

How could you not laugh your ass off during this experience? You really have to hold out for its death...

TheSurgeon - 2008-04-02

The dragon's name was Malakai. Of course.

If any of you ever encounter a real dragon, remove all the post-it notes.

FatFatuousNation - 2008-04-02

Poor, tragically obese dragon. So fat it can't even move. All it can do is spit at people.

Adham Nu'man - 2008-04-02

It reminded me of the disgustingly obese guy from the restaurant skit in Monthy Python's the Meaning of Life.

RockBolt - 2008-04-02

Oh how I wish I could happen upon this clearing with a couple of fully loaded paintball guns

kingarthur - 2008-04-03

If we hide in the trees at the edge of the field, fun aplenty could be had.

But seriously, life's human waste in order of most pathetic:

1.SCA people
2. LARPers
3. Actors

SARS - 2008-04-03

I love it! Re-creationists being ragged on by a guy named after a legendary King; whose persona combings the fantasy of LARPing with the skewed reality of the SCA.

5-stars for you, KingArthur

klingerbgoode - 2008-04-03

hating on people with sickle cell anaemia is pretty low, bro

kingarthur - 2008-04-03

Well, you got me there, SARS.

petep - 2008-04-03


garcet71283 - 2008-04-02


Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-02

mute him!

SpookyElectric - 2008-04-02

as if the addition of Metallica is going to lend any legitimacy to what's going on... Well, there's a surprising lack of fat in the crowd at least.

Bonus star for the car zooming by at 1:00

Senator_Unger - 2008-04-02

Damn it, Philadelphia....

halon - 2008-04-02

I don't remember "line of jissom" being a breath attack from the monster manual. Maybe this is one of those crazy new 4th edition things.

a flaming monkey - 2008-04-02

There seemed to be a number of Larpers seeking shelter behind the dragon at any given time.

sosage - 2008-04-02

Uh. Wait. Time out guys. I spilled water on the arm swinging electric motor and...oh geez...anyone have a fire extinguisher?!?

boner - 2008-04-02

They're attacking the Macy's Thanksgiving parade

zatojones - 2008-04-02

Ever since Anthrocon left Philly we've been looking for something to meet our "ridiculousness" quota

Adramelech - 2008-04-02

LARPing - when you need to let off stress by destroying something, but you can't play sports or fight.

Repomancer - 2008-04-02

The website lists a special Asperger's Outreach program. Surprise, surprise.

ButtCult - 2008-04-02

5 stars for no empathy.

Dicknuts - 2008-04-02

Harvester of sorrow indeed.

minimalist - 2008-04-02

Had us a real bumper crop this year, mm-hm.

Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-04-02

It looks like a big black chicken. a big black chicken with downs

DK1987 - 2008-04-02

This is just honestly hilarious. I can't imagine how hard I'd laugh had I been there and seen all of this go on personally.

King of Balls - 2008-04-03

Yeah, really.

So this is Philadelphia, huh? I had a different impression of it from Rocky.

Zoot42 - 2008-04-02

Instant 5 for LARP.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-02

3M stock plummeted after this video was released.

Gwago - 2008-04-02

What a useless dragon. Seriously, what's preventing anyone from crawling up its back from the very beginning?

And THAT'S why it deserves all five of my stars.

a flaming monkey - 2008-04-02

You gotta admit though, that dragon talked the talk...
Raaaarrrgggghh! Arrrrggggghhhhh! Stop that! *Melts*

RomancingTrain - 2008-04-02

Augh, dude, Lame LAME! Later dudes.

dead_cat - 2008-04-03

Dear Shaggy: Please die in a grease fire. Even I could design a better crap dragon.

SARS - 2008-04-03

... and yet, you haven't...

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-03

You gonna take that lying down, dead_cat?

baleen - 2008-04-03

or are you going to build the BEST dragon you can this side of Camden?! COME ON GUYS LET'S GO!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-04-03

1 million fucking stars

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-04-03

"So son, did you have fun at the park?"
"Yeah dad, it was awesome. We totally fought a dragon. For a while I was maimed and then I forged an alliance with my fellow soldiers and then Jimmy had to go to the hospital because we didn't think about how the smoke machine would affect him but his mom says he should be okay in a few days...hey do you think my costume looks okay? I might need more scales for next week's battle."
"Um...you know they're having baseball tryouts next week."
"Dad please, that's so lame."

klingerbgoode - 2008-04-03

Ghastly. I give it five stars.

theSnake - 2008-04-03

So do they have the battle choreographed out beforehand or do they actually try to fight with the nerf sticks? That dragon seemed to be at quite a disadvantage, plus it looked like people were cheating and getting back up. You could really see the determination in the guy with the shield while he was blocking the "fire". So much going in here, its fucking fantastic.

FABIO2 - 2008-04-23

I was wondering if there were "rules" keeping them from just running up and smashing it, if they're actually intimidated by trashbags, or if they're really that out of shape.

fermun - 2008-04-03

1:36 and 2:28 a girl runs up, touches the dragon, squeels, runs off.

wtf japan - 2008-04-03

Trashbagodor! Lounger of pastures! Squirter of virgins!

rustedmutt - 2008-04-03

Gypsy really let herself go after MST3K... :(

Camonk - 2008-04-03

I can see only two possibilities with these things. Either these are the most honest guys in town, or there's a lot of playground-style arguments. "I hit you!" "No you didn't." "I did, there on your leg." "Oh well I have mithril armor there so it doesn't count."

CharlesSmith - 2008-07-21

They have rules. Ever seen a Dungeons and Dragons book? It's like that only with hitting people with foam swords instead of dice.

Doctor Arcane - 2008-04-03

I guess it's good these people are getting some physical exercise and are outside. Look at the positive.

commandocucumber - 2008-10-10

truth be told i'd much prefer thses people to stay indoors.

petep - 2008-04-03

are those horses in the background part of the festivities, or just a very confused riding class?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-19

You know, I could probably swallow enough of my pride to actually do this.

Not because I'm big into toadstickers or Victorian bullshit, but because I want to run around with a gigantic boffer-sword whacking shit while some Cleric guy with a foam-dagger and Role Playing Magical Healing Powers keeps me from getting my legs and arms "Hacked Off" while I smack things and people. WHEE!!

Blackbetta - 2008-04-24

All I see is a bunch of hippies beating up a big duck with teeth.

soci-o-path - 2008-04-28

Wow, why does America have to ruin fun stuff ?

That's some shit kit right there ~_~

... er ... not that I'd know >_>

SpookyElectric - 2008-07-28

keep up that jap smiley-face shit and see how well you are received here

DK1987 - 2008-07-29

been like 4 months since I saw this, just clicked it again and still couldn't stop laughing

DopeFiend - 2008-08-05

Kinda looks like fun! When I get back to the States, I'm gonna join a LARP group (I'm from Jersey, so there will be tons) and fuck all the nerd girls. I will be an Ork, and if anyone fucks with me it will be wedgie time.

UnderANeonHalo - 2008-12-15

I had that same idea a year or so back, but after looking at the grade A ham that LARPs in GA I decided against it.

Still wanna hit people with a foam sword though.

gambol - 2008-08-18


oogaBooga - 2008-09-15

This is the only reason they leave the darkness and safety of buildings.

lucienpsinger - 2008-11-03

Yup. What that video needed was thirty seconds of credits.

If you really wanna be a harvester of sorrow, I suspect all you'd need to do is type "LARP" into YouTube search.

Paracelsus - 2009-09-11

The garbage bag is trying to take a violent shit before being attacked by dopes.

fluffy - 2009-09-13

Needs more lightning bolt.

FABIO - 2010-04-07

Do they get experience for the guys who suffocated?

Squeamish - 2012-04-02

Imagine if all the nervous energy in this video could be harnessed for good.

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