Don't rate this until you see the dancing around midway.

I DONT KNOW

What
The
FUCK?

D:

i thought you were supposed to chase big breasted women to benny hill music...damn bigal youve sunk a long way from goronchev fantasies

I'll never eat chocolate again

And for that fleeting moment, imagining what the cartoon girl would look like dancing next to him on the streets of his cul de sac, he was happy...

Al walks less than an eighth of a mile after his dog. Al stops. Al pants, "Okay, you win."
Al grabs a Reese's peanut butter cup from the freezer. Still gasping for air, he tries to open it with his teeth.

This is that guy that worships Goronchev right?
He was so fucking proud of this.
He just fuckin eats it.

WHAT THE FUCK.

5 stars for sexy dancing.

The anime counter culture is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.

YES.

"Here's the fridge for... some reason."

I have a feeling he has trouble walking by the fridge without opening it.

5 stars for pringles and cheese whiz on easter.

5 stars for eating a Reeses cup with his mouth WIDE FUCKING OPEN at the end. He and Demonius X are the two best diet motivators I have ever seen.

and then farva cut the bottom off of the chocolate bunny and used it like a pocket pussy.

Five stars for the dancing.

>"I bet you're wondering why we're going into the basement"

Because you live there?

I will now remember this guy when I sit down to play touhou or watch Lucky Star. I must have done something really bad.

Yes, let's torment the dog by showing it something it's terrified of. That's a fantastic idea.

>"I bet you guys are jealous right now, huh?"

Of an unemployed / barely employed thirty-something who lives with his parents? Oh yeah. Turning green with envy over here (or is it disgust?)

+1 star: for the first 10 seconds, I was sure this was my brother
+1 star: even the dog was too embarrassed to be in this
+1 million stars for "dancing" so hard his bunny ears fall off

TIME TO EAT CANDYEH.

Big Al is a really horrible human being and his parents shouldn't be giving him so much candy.

He reminds me of a kid I went to school with.

Also, I like how even he knows how fucking embarassing his behavior is, and blue screens himself standing in a photograph of his neighborhood.

pause screen at 7:50

Oh
Oh God
Oh My God

This came up again randomly, and I thought I'd google Big Al and see if he's still around.

http://bigal2k6.deviantart.com/#/d4a66g5