most singinest janitor

I have nothing but unbridled loathing for most musicals.

That said, this is pure joy. I would renounce my vows of hate in an instant if more theatre was of this ilk.

nobody gives a shit.
they are all thinking.
"what are they trying to sell."
critical failure.

"this is weird right?" No, it is just statistically unlikely for so much lame to be concentrated in one corner of the Universe at one time.

Uncomfortable.

Spontaneous Thespians
"Yes, you can have a napkin!" @ -0:48

What, no encore?

I guess it's a good idea to try to bring a little fun and wonder into people's lives, but you don't go to the mall for fun and wonder. You go to the mall because you forgot what that shit was and have taken up consumerism to fill the void.