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Video does exactly what it says on the tin. No rating because I can't decide if this deserves two or five stars.
needs ACTING! tag. I'm not sure whether I'm happy or disappointed they skipped the traditional "someone is playing a video game" series of bleeps and bloops. (incidentally, KONNICHIWA, TIA creeped me the fuck out.)
Yeah, that had slugs sliding down my spine, too.
Man, what a bunch of fake bullshit. Everyone knows Japanese people don't play the 360.. give her a DS or something.
Technically she's Vietnamese. Ok... I think I should probably go now.
I'm just playing along with the creepy fetish thing they have going on.
She does have a Japanese last name
I'm not so sure that's fake. This exactly how my wife or my 5 year old nephew play the "games box".
Hell, thats what I look like playing Soul Calibur 4 with Maxi. NUNCHUCK FASTER YOU FUCKING LOSER
Five stars for "konnichia Tia."
your character is dieing because your controller is not turned on.
WELL THAT CONTROLLER'S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S... Wait... that doesn't work... WELL I'VE GOT A CONTROLLER IN MY POCKET THAT... Let me try again... THE ONLY THING "TURNED ON" AROUND HERE IS MY PENIS WHICH IS ERECT BECAUSE I FIND HER ATTRACTIVE! Eh, that'll do.
I'm supposed to believe a porn star doesn't know how to play with a joystick?
gaaah.
Wiggle the analog! HARDER!
Girls-are-bad-at-video-games fetish anyone? *fap fap fap*
Sad. Kind of creepy too. That KONNICHIWA TIA business was a bit skin-crawly.
Porn- the most boring genre ever.
i wonder what happens next...
He fixes her cable?
KNEW SOMEONE'D ANSWER CORRECTLY!
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.
And she's only on the start menu..
Fuck, it's the Terminator!
Konnichiwa, Tia. Have you finished testing that game yet? I've got another one I need designed.
Tighten up the graphics, Tia!
That dude's head is a perfect isosceles triangle with cartoon ears.
He's like one of the big ugly bad guys from Dragonball Z.
Konniicheeeaa Tia, My name is herman munster. Care to get a fuck on?
i came
Oh God, that segued into sex somehow didn't it? I am very uncomfortable with this.
How does poeTV get better than this?
I don't laugh at a whole lot from here, but the insert shot of her using the controller killed me.
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
She's probably playing Tekken or something.
that or Devil May Cry
I'm surprised Caminante didn't have his say with this one. I laughed at the sight of a Japanese stereotype being introduced with a stereotypical Chinese gong. Also: insert shot.
She's wearing her shoes indoors. That completely ruins it for me. ...
don't get raped by your dad!
Happy times.