This...can't be real right? No one can actually think this sounds good, right? This is sub-drunken Journey Karaoke singing. I can't turn away.

I really want to believe this is some sort of "Light of Courage"-esque joke.

Always end your song on a high note.

After hearing a snippet of this project on a 1up podcast, I found 3 tracks from it here:
GFWShawn.1up.com

Had to turn the best one into something that'd work here, because here is where it belongs. Windows Movie Maker ahoy.

The more I listened to it, the more I became aware that it's one, maybe two guys doing all the voices. Enjoy.

Just when I thought it had hurt me enough....And then the chanting in latin. And then the "sexy sephiroth" picture. And then the sniveling voice singing all gollum-like.

Also, further proof that drama people have no souls.

It has to be two guys doing all the voices because when Sephiroth starts laughing really horsely at the end of his part you hear "Hey Kevin, you OK?" like he started choking or something.
Also, wow, just wow.

This is absolutely fantastic. This is exactly what I think of when I think of evil. Anvill, this is an incredible find and an absolute masterpiece of presentation.

Way to ruin one of the better songs from the game.

My first favorite. This is great.

What the hell do you even say after seeing that?

This should be our national anthem. This should be sung in its entirety before every sporting event.

I don't know what the big deal is. It pretty much sounds like Broadway.

Christ. It's like the singing and the fan art are competing for the SHITTIEST THING EVER award.