Hey! I care about troops! If they got all their arms and legs and stuff and they're on TV! Also I can joke about my many failures, cause I'm almost done. Fuck you, America!

I am constantly amazed at how they've been padding this boring-ass show with extra frilly shit just to keep their ratings up.

Be sure to tune in next week when a family of Chinese defectors is greeted by the disembodied head of Steven Spielberg!

Christ.

Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I hope every single person in that clip dies crying.

Do you want some acknowledgment? Do ya? Do ya? Say "Polly want to stay the course". Say it ... come on ... "Polly want to stay the course"?

That's such a good American. Good boy.

That's probably the best, most cohesive speech he's ever given.

Thank God our president is all caught up on dealing with all the problems in our country to the point where he has time to pop up on a game show to help out one of our brave fighting lads newly come back from an invasion we launched on a country that had no ill will whatsoever towards us---in fact, the mayor of Detroit, MI once gave Saddam Hussein the key to the city---before we ahh fuck it, I'm gonna go watch the new Yahtzee review and have another drink. *sound of footsteps padding off towards the fridge where the beer is*

Am I correct in thinking that we now live in Paul Verhoeven's version of the future?

It would have been better if that soldier had told him to go to hell. Oh wait, that was the 20 episodes they scrapped.

He really gets to lay on the affected accent when saying 'dee-hul'

He should start wearing an beauty pageant/Andre 3000 style sash that says "THA PRESIDENT" on it.

I hate everyone in this clip.