They have to be straight AND white!

Hahaha.

the soft and creamy segment

Needs "Double Intennuendres" tag.

Such a friendly republican! Classic segment.

this man is super gay, he just doesnt know it yet.

Ahh, republicans.

Samantha Bee: Comedian Detective

I liked gay orange juice better.

Just gets better as it goes.

From a cracked.com interview -

Out of all the stories you've shot, which was the most difficult to keep a straight face during?

It rarely feels funny in the moment. It rarely does. We work hard I think I laughed at someone once. I laughed at this guy who was talking about the advancement of the gay agenda, and how gays made him feel "homonausic," a phrase that he coined, and I laughed. I laughed out loud at him, but he thought I was choking-he thought I was coughing. I literally did one of those shameful laugh-coughs, and he totally bought it. So it all worked out okay.

'It seems like the attractive girls have been preditated upon by the lesbos...'

Yeah. That's it.