I spit all over my computer screen, fucking hilarious!

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Indeed. I've never seen such dedication to do off-stage Monty Python-based improv.

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bruce
Slang term originating on the Portal of Evil clips forum, associated with the following clip:

http://poetv.com/video.ph p?vid=35418

verb: bruce, "to bruce" is to cause harm when the intent is originally to help, often to comedic effect. p.t. "bruced"
My penis was bruced by the tobasco sauce.

"Bruce was taken to Dubbo Base Hospital in a satisfactory condition and was found to have no broken bones or serious injuries, leaving emergency workers to conclude that the impact with the perspex screen of the truck may have saved his life."

Bruce appears to be ok. I believe Bruce may have been very drunk on Victoria Bitter, so his muscles must have been very relaxed. Hopefully Bruce will get the help Bruce needs.

Bulbed.

A genuine lol.