Wait? Everyone was talking about that show?

starring vereen and um uh gold uh um uh blum!

Twenty years later they're paying hookers to spank them every time they reach for a snack.

not so fast, introduce a whip, black leather and fishnets it's doable

I'm pretty sure everybody was already picturing that from the title.

I was horribly, horribly disappointed.

What, you expected a stern, be-latexed housewife towering over Twinky the Kid as he lay helplessly tied up with his own lasso?

I'd do her.

She needs to be put in her place.

I dunno, the Northwestern Scandinavian Lutheran haircut really doesn't do anything for me.

maybe if she spiked it up a bit.

With a daytime persona like that she's probably an unbelievable masochist in the bedroom.