Well that cinches it!! Jesus was crucified in my pancreas!!

So, humans, which were allegedly around before Jesus was crucified, have a protein inside of them (which is also inside pretty much every other mammal) which happen to have a shape which is similar to the device used to kill thousands of people, one of whom happened to be Jesus, and therefore God created everything? Who knew!

You know whose bodies are strangely bereft of Laminin? Illegitimate childrens'.

Diagram: cross

Actual picture: not so much

The audience was very underwhelmed by the actual picture until the guy commanded them to clap.

Choice comments from Youtube:

aquateam777 (1 day ago)
u better repent or ur going to hell but if ur happy with that ull be sorry u have every Christians' word

4ze1ely (1 day ago)
2Corinthians3: people who dont know Christ are blinded by the veil. Dont expect a athiest to see the same things, feel the same compasion as a believer. I was a athiest and i was such a blind idiot now i can see. This sermon is not about truths or wrongs its about changing lives for the better, thats what it does. Our job as Christians is to spread the Gospel if you choose to deny it thats between you and God. Its funny you say your a athiests yet you look at the vid.


fatman8407 (1 year ago)
woh that was sooooooooooooooo cool to see live man it changed my life
woh that was so powerful when I saw that I just started bawling.


megangore (6 months ago)
wow. i went to this tour last thursday, and it's still amazing, that laminin bit. that was the most amazing thing i've ever seen. it almost made me cry. hahah

"looks like you could use a little protein surprise"

You know, clathrin, unlike laminin, is quite rigid and actually DOES make a triskelion shape in vivo, but I doubt he'd take that as validation of Greek and Celtic paganism.

Laminin is so floppy that there are probably far more molecules in your body in the shape of a swastika than there are as arms-straight-out-like-a-cross.

And also consider that the molecules are going to be oriented every which way in your body... INCLUDING UPSIDE DOWN! Ooh!

5 for the girl muttering amen over and over at the end. Everytime I hear christians do their little zombie chant I hear the TKK song "The Days of Swine an Roses" echoing in my head.

Ooooh Star Breather
You can restructure my genome though the nah-hite!
Ooooh Star Breather
I believe we can reach the morning light!