The puppet of horror has a point, but without 'M' there'd be no melanoma, myspace or McCain.

Just saying.

You forgot to add: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
also, please check out the "dirty pictures" linked video from Joy Junction.

A very uncanny valley

This is your right, that's your right, you're gonna die.

"Impossible" and "improbable" do not start with the letter M.

It thirsts for your blood; it craves your flesh. It won't stop until it feasts upon your soul.

If all letters were m we could not mmmmm

That's not the Ernie I know and love. My Ernie is gay. I don't know what that THING is. It looks like a horribly failed genetics experiment.

Someone please explain to me why this was better than an actual ugly man. Also someone please bring me a bottle of Jack and another bottle of painkillers.

I've got an episode of this on tape, but mine features a creepy old man puppet who kind of looks like Locke from Lost.

The Peppermint Park clubhouse looks like some random old offramp rapeshed. They probably paid the hobos with a whole box of Franzia to get them to bugger out of the camera shot for a few hours.