How much longer must we live under Ben Stiller's reign of terror?

This.


It doesn't reek of Paris Hilton.

Oh Patrick Warburton. After Brock Samson I thought you'd taken a turn.

Oh for god's fucking sake....

CGI is doing to movies what reality TV did to television.

It's unbelievable to me that someone out there - and that includes the hackiest of hack writers - thinks "That's gotta hurt," is still a valid punchline.

Also, THREE prat falls in one minute and fifteen seconds.

I could swear I've seen this plotline before, somewhere.

It's almost as if CGI itself hates humanity

FROM ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SHREK!

That's just vague enough that it could refer to anyone on the production team. Including the guy whose job it was to bring Mike Meyers coffee.

So it's like any other CGI shitfest from the past several years?

Awesome.

It did not take long for the new generation of CGI movies to hit Shitty Town.

5 stars for unredeemable crap.

This movie looks like a lot of fun!

Also, another prime example of my "Inverse Relationship between Number of Music Cues and Quality of Film" Trailer Theory. As the number of songs embedded in a trailer goes up, the quality of the film being advertised goes down down down. It's a very fun game to play (I count six).