Oh great, now I have a boner at work.

i can't stop laughing at this.

There's a harpoon joke in there somewhere.

I had one of those pool floaties as a kid! GODDAMMIT, PERVS...quit ruining my childhood!

Two whales? Truly the casanova of pool toys.

Why does he objectify his sexual partners so?

Xydexx, you fag.

I don't know how I should feel about this, I mean that is the most awkward and hilarious way to masturbate I've ever seen.

+5000 stars and for his youtube name being "rubwhale"

HEY

hey

do you think...do you think he could be a

a...


SPERM WHALE??!?!?! OHGODLOLZZZZ

I just realized that, between this and owning a RealDoll, this has so many more advantages:

1. Cheaper
2. Not so much creepy as ridiculous
3. Neighbors will think you just spend a lot of time vacuuming
4. If you have company over, you can just deflate everything and store it in a small box in the closet

Nothing sets a mood like the soft purring of an Oreck

those eyes are asking for it

Okay, where's the episode of CSI where they discover a guy who has died by suffocating in his inflatable plastic whale suit while doing exactly this?

Answer: Because you can't make this stuff up.

Free Willy, indeed.

Is it wrong that I want Attenborough to narrate this.

You guys are missing the obvious question(s): Why didn't he set up the whales before climbing into the suit? Followup: is that because manhandling the whales into position in the suit is part of the fetish?

that shit made me have to smoke another bowl before work.

Cognitive scientists are making great progress in discovering just how the human mind works. I'd say that's not a goal worth accomplishing.

the save the whales campaign has hit a new low.

There's an open, uncurtained window. At some point in tine the neighbours are going to have a great story to tell.

I'm pretty sure this is a dupe, but a classic one that was taken down due to embarrassment on the uploader's part.

This is what Portal of Evil was MADE FOR.

SFW fetish week is a gift that just keeps on giving.

Man when this guy manages to suffocate himself to death it is going to make for some great local news.

SHAMU NOOOOOO

A part of me half-expected that positive pressure whale suit to explode.

Now I can't get an erection without the Hoover running. Thanks POE.

Good sir, when the sex ed teacher talked about wearing rubbers, that's not what she meant.

I lost it when the vacuum motor started.