doesn't*

Neon is the Morrissey of chemical parties

I think Xenon in the back there during the fight brought her. They aren't friends, but Neon needed a ride.

it sounds like alec empire, so fall rip-off i guess.

That's Von Sudenfed, which is Mark E. Smith + Mouse on Mars

The captions make the humor more accessible to people who aren't chemistry nerds. I can imagine some of my old science teachers showing this to their classes.

I am a science teacher and I will show this to all my classes.

You will be the teacher everyone secretly likes.

I'm a bouncer and will show this to all my classes.

It could still be educational as a quiz/extra credit: "Explain as many of these jokes as you can." and still be funny to anyone who's passed junior high science. It doesn't take a chemistry nerd to know that oxygen bonds with itself.

If you're planning on showing this to kids that young, get ready for the inevitable fundy kid who blows the whistle to his parents and the school board for having this satanic homosexual agenda filth shown to them. Teachers have been suspended or fired for less.

you are such a buzzkill

Hey, maybe you can do this in a class! Make them wear element papers and ask who's willing to dance or stand closely next to who, and you could break up NaCl by being electricity.

real...life...?