This is horrible!

How dare that little brat hinder the money-grabbing dreams of her parents?!? Kids these days are so fucking spoiled.

Deeply messed up.

Makes me glad i was ignored as a child. now i scream in terror whenever another human being even brushes against me.

Even 15 years ago, Kirsten Dunst had Tom Cruise pegged as a freaking weirdo.

and... scene

I take back any negative thing I ever said or thought about Kirsten Dunst because of 1) this video, and 2) pegging Tom Cruise as a weirdo.

I think I heard mom say "we want to foward YOUR career, ok? aaaagh!!

Wow, I suddenly appreciate my parents so much more now.

In light of this it's pretty shocking that Kirsten Dunst is a famous actress and not in jail for killing her parents.

YOURE GOOD AT LYING 'CUZ YOURE AN ACTRESS

Also: Awesome PoE Still Screen Mixup #2,546: a picture of John McCain for "Why Kirsten Dunst Drinks".

"Okay, pretend we're not who we are!"

Lady, she must've spent every waking moment of her young life trying to do just that. That, and wanting to haymaker the two of you in your groins.

This has got to be fake. The dad sounds like an Improv actor, she calls Tom Cruise a weirdo, and then he TOTALLY WORKED WITH JIM CARREY!!!!! Give me a break.

This clip is enough to drive me to drinkin'.

Also, I love the incredulous look at the "god' part.

This was made as a joke. It was a tongue-in-cheek audition tape for another role. Kirsten Dunst and her parents have a perfectly happy and functioning family life and this was done all in jest. Right? Please?

But Tom Cruise is kinda weird.

Her Father was from Germany, her mother was from Sweden, they don't sound like they have any resemblance of an accent to me.

Best use of "Pets & Animals" tag

these parents aren't in any way doing this to benefit themselves. oh no.

If this is fake then Kirsten deserves a fucking Oscar.

Seriously, the body language is very telling. She's uncomfortable, resentful, awkward, all totally natural given the fact that she's being forced into the public sphere so soon when she obviously wanted privacy.

5 fucking stars for her deriding religion, Tom Cruise, and Jim Carrey movies in the same conversation.

I think the person in the video vaguely resembles her, but is pretty clearly not her.

Fake

"I have a certain lifestyle that I like to live, uh huh, I am not going to walk around going to wal mart for shopping!"

Holy shit, worst fucking mother ever. I genuinely wish something horrible would happen to her.

"I go in my trailer and I kneel and I pray and I read teh bible, my favorite chapter is Genesis." haha

Wouldn't the studio, and her agent, and whoever else besides her parents that's involved in her career have already prepped her about how to do interviews dealing with these subjects? They're all acting like she's never done an interview before. Maybe she hasn't.

Just feels fake.

fake!

so so fake and unfunny

It's real.

And the "fake vs. real" debate rages on

Fake or not, it's entertaining. Also, a man in a gorilla suit walks by halfway through.

i do not get this calling of fake

What do you like to do for fun?

DON'T SCREW IT UP.

Her parents are probably in a shitty retirement home right now.

Actually, in the fake v not fake debate, the mom's voice sounds a bit like Dunst's voice does now. But mostly I believe this is for real because when I first saw Interview With A Vampire, I thought "what kind of parents would let their daughter play this role at that age?" And the answer to that question is "people who like to torture their kid on video tape.

I DONT EVEN CARE IF THOSE ARENT HER PARENTS (even though they most certainly are) I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THEM ANYWAYS

I don't even care if they're actors (they aren't), I want to kill them just for angering me so.

We're only making plans for Kirsten

When I was working at AT&T, her mother called and spoke to me about our shitty DSL equipment malfunctioning. About 3 minutes into it she got all frustrated and distracted and put the father (stepfather?) on the phone. Instantly he kept making references to her celebrity status like it was going to magically repair the connection.

"Yeah it's our daughter Kirsten's computer we're just trying to get it back up and running. We keep telling her her 'Hey! You just finished Spiderman 3, take a break kiddo! But she's off in Europe you know doing some other movie.'"

Kept talking about her busy schedule. Meanwhile I'm like "Uh huh, cool, your daughter is some stupid extra in a movie or something. GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE DRIVING UP MY CALL TIME FFFUUUUUU

The thing is, I was so busy concentrating on fixing his shit, that I didn't realize, even with all the shameless plugging, who I was talking to. It was a weird realization after I got off the call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR0gv7EpUo

Skip to 20:00. This Asian guy, who's a film director, talks about how he faked the video. It's clearly a bit, jeez! You can see the young actress corpsing towards the end. Sheesh, you guys.