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AAAAAND HE'S OFF THE TRACK JUST AFTER TURN ONE...
If I go down, I'm taking the rest of you with me!
Friends, this is why we don't run on wet tile floors.
Don't just stand there, help one of them up!
Are we sure the tiles are wet? When I worked at McD's the grease was so thick it was a visible haze in the air and I could skate from one end of the sandwich assembly line to the other.
At 16, I worked in a hot dog stand in a baseball stadium. We used to dump ice in the greasy floor to play hockey. That didn't help the slippery and dangerous side of our job. Hindsight, it was probably dumb. But fun.
zoom!
That was no slipping worker, that was a highly paid assassin.
A commercial kitchen without rubber floor mats. OSHA! LAWSUITE!
Hip check!
Well, where's the goddamn fire, chief? Also, "Dude, you ok?"
You know, when I worked as a dishwasher I could do a one-legged twist without falling.