Everyone needs someone to look down on to make themselves feel better. Luckily, even DemoniusX has this guy.

Yes kids, you aren't as cool as your mom tells you.

I'm just glad there was no youtube to post all the things I did as a kid that I thought were cool.

His comments need to be flooded with people begging for more knife tricks, until the inevitable horrific accident gets caught on tape.

With the audio from 'Casino' rattling in the background this is truly a sublime bit of bona fide performance art. I'm watching it again right now.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
THE DEADLY BUTTERKNIFE IN THE HANDS OF A MASTER

I love the "Eddy Van Halen in the middle of a guitar solo" faces.

God, what is wrong with this kid?

-1 I'm afraid. I was expecting a horrible butter knife mishap.

-2 for showing the kids ugly fucking face

I love Web2.0

We need to have some sort of safe-youtube education in our public schools.

Butterknife:Safety Scissors::Butterfly knife:___________?

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