Am I the only one that really wants a great white to pop out of the ocean and bite this guy in half?

I'm surprised Don hasn't been posted here yet. Certainly, if we were looking for a nexus of evil which typified high-school educated con-artist douchebag pseudo-yuppie America, this would be the one. He's like the personification of Phoenix, AZ call center evil.

Runners up to him would have to be Maxine Asher, her fake accreditation society/scam, and Madison University, whose management was or is made up of some of Don's former employees and employees of other scam artists who had since gone to jail.

And what would these tiny classified ads be for exactly? Last I checked, newspaper ads don't quite make money per view like their internet counterparts.

Hey, I surf at that beach! Five stars!

How many times do you think he's been beaten up for his cartoon surfer rodent voice?

Not enough times.

40 bucks? Shit, for 15 dollars I'll tell you how you can post "sensual massage" ads for free on craigslist and make dozens of dollars in minutes!

Heeeeeeeere he is...the biggest douche in the uuuniveeeerse

I was always surprised that federal agents didn't show up mid way through his stuff and drag him away screaming.

This is him, the youth pastor who stole my virginity

I don't know about you disbelievers. I'm sitting here in my ENORMOUS YACHT, surrounded by GORGEOUS WOMEN (and men, equally gorgeous), my hot tub filled not with water, but with KRUGERRANDS.

You people just don't want capitalism to work, y'goddamn COMMUNISTAS.

THOOOOOOOWSAND!

He's a high-school drop out who makes money off other people's stupidity. I like to believe he is on a yacht somewhere fucking a model, although he's probably washed up by now.

from The Onion:

WASHINGTON, DC—Ushering in a new era of American economic prosperity, Congress announced Monday that the nation's .8 trillion federal budget deficit has been eliminated using famed infomercial pitchman Don Lapre's "Making Money" system.

"For the first time since 1891, America is in the black," Senate Budget Committee chair Pete Domenici (R-NM) said. "Finally, we as a nation can have everything we've ever wanted—a new car, a European vacation, a summer home. And we have Don Lapre and his fantastic system to thank for that."

According to Domenici, the Lapre system—which enabled ordinary federal legislators to make extraordinary sums of money right from their own Congressional chambers in less than 30 days using tiny classified ads—was initially proposed to Congress on Aug. 8 by U.S. Rep. John Kasich (R-OH).

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30089

He's at the beach because he's homeless and sleeps under a pier.

He always sounded like he was constipated and on the toilet. I actually bought this, just because I thought he was cute.

I found a way to go to jail using just my mouth.