Yet not as unsettling as the sexual tension between these two nerdarios.

"Can't we just get a burger?" says the guy who ate a rat on a stick and the sex organs from a conch.

I don't want to brag, but I mean, I've eaten grasshoppers, crickets, grubs.

I become increasingly convinced with all my travels that the traditional fare of every culture, from Korean to Bhutanese to Masai to Icelandic to British, originated as a bar bet. I'm open to the possibility that it could be failed poisonings by scorned wives, but I lean towards the bar bet / drunken dare hypothesis.

I mean, live octopus? Ema dashi? Cow blood? Hakarl? Toad in the hole? These aren't foods that last past the first opportunity to NOT eat them.

koreans are fucking disgusting

I will never stop eating meat, but eating something thats alive is just asinine and unnecessary torture.

It'd be worth doing just so you can squick everyone at the table with the tentacles hanging out of your mouth.

I would have a very hard time eating something that is actively trying not to be eaten on the way to and inside my mouth.

This is a bad idea. The tentacles can suction to your mouth and choke you.

no thanks

OMG OTHER PEOPLE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY???

I can almost hear it yelling "NO NO NO!!!" in a Mr. Bill voice.

This is not how Octopi vs. Other things week is supposed to be....

Doesn't look that bad