I don't know that the news anchors genuinely process the words they're saying. "Top cop killed in Afghanistan" is mostly just a series of syllables given by the teleprompter that they must deliver in the stage notes that accompany.
[CHEERY] AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE CHEF LOO-EES IS THE STUDIO, SHOWING US HOW TO MAKE STIR-FRY IN JUST FIVE MINUTES.
[SNARKY] AND IS BARACK OBAMA A MEMBER OF THE STREET GANG THE BLOODS?
[APPAULED] NEW VIDEO SHOWS HIM GIVING A POSSIBLE GANG SIGN IN IOWA.