Stag Beetle Vs. Scorpion

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Comment count is 30

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-07-07

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

I am utterly disgusted at the pathetic show the mantises give.

Pie Boy

- 2008-07-07

Stag beetles are inexpressibly badass.

Pie Boy - 2008-07-07

that was not supposed to be reply but i do agree with you

Cleaner82

- 2008-07-07

The stag beetle is The Tiniest Badass.

Hodge

- 2008-07-07

What about the bees?

Cleaner82 - 2008-07-07

A bee is perhaps tinier, but also less badass.

RomancingTrain

- 2008-07-07

Do they not listen to the animal cruelty sissies in Japan, or do they just not have any there?

Lurchi - 2008-07-07

They're bugs not animals.

Lurchi

- 2008-07-07

Stag beetle goes for the suplex.

Get the tarantula hawk in there.

halon

- 2008-07-07

They have Giant Asian Hornets in a few of the matches.

They always win.

kiint

- 2008-07-07

those things are truly badass....only being encased in a ball of bees can stop them.

also:

bug snuff

KnowFuture

- 2008-07-07

The scorpion is hands-down the most predictable fighter in the creepy-crawly thing world. We get it already---you have a tail. Your tail stings things. Sometimes, poison is delivered. I'm not even so much impressed by the stag beetle as unimpressed by what's basically the combination of a lobster and a wasp that can't fly.

Cleaner82 - 2008-07-07

The thing about that stinger? Not so useful when your opponent's armor-plated.

Keefu - 2008-10-30

I want to grant extra 5 stars for this comment

glasseye

- 2008-07-07

Animal cruelty = lose.

RomancingTrain - 2008-07-07

Do you not wash your hands because of all the germs you'd kill?

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-07-07

Because bugs are so nice to us.

Cleaner82 - 2008-07-07

When I was little I was Bug Hitler. I've mellowed somewhat, but I can still enjoy this.

DopeFiend

- 2008-07-07

Counterpoint: Animal cruelty=win!

Camonk

- 2008-07-07

But scorpion cruelty=MEGA WIN. Those things are evil and disgusting and watching one get its shit just totally taken apart has made this my new favorite video. It's also made stag beetles my new favorite bug.

petep

- 2008-07-07

all they did was put the bugs in the same cage. they try to kill each other because they are elementally evil.

Big Name Celebrity

- 2008-07-07

I lost so much Goddamn money on this fight.

Why does Scorpion always choke in the semis?

Squeamish

- 2008-07-07

Stag Beetle fights with the 1000 Spiky Jaws of Death style. There is no stopping Stag Beetle.

TeenerTot

- 2008-07-07

Intersting. Now I'd like to see it with that Star Trek fight music.

JSP

- 2008-07-07

I almost docked this a star for not having them fight among (and crush) very small models of buildings. You can't even pretend that wouldn't be the greatest of things.

Doctor Arcane

- 2008-07-07

Oh man, yes, -1. That would be epic.

j lzrd / swift idiot

- 2008-07-07

For a second, I thought, "You know, this is awesome. They couldn't make this better if they tried."

Then I hit your comment and I thought "THEY ARE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!"

craptacular

- 2008-07-08

agreed. we need to write the producers of the show...

Rudy

- 2008-07-07

I hope the incessant flashbulbs going off during this clip is evidence of a thriving market for bug vs. bug magazines.

Keefu

- 2008-07-07

I bet you regret placing your main weapon all the way AT THE BACK of your body now, Scorpion.

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