0 stars for the review. 5 stars for denouncing the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

i like the new metal intro.
the audio sounds like he's got himself a better recording setup, too.
also, that bloke from sliders.

Funny as always, but I can't believe how Escapist is fucking this shit up so badly. The advertisements were retarded enough, but what's with the shit-rock XTREME MOUNTAIN DEW opening and closing? Can he now no longer pick his own music?

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Good but not great review.

Also: nu-metal is fucking awful

I have to admit, the option to beat several shades of crap out of Short Round and Willie would be quite a selling point for this game.

Also, pity about the intro and outros. I bet ZP got so big that it suddenly became a potential IP target.

HORRIBLE changes

Fuzzy Felt

Christ I hate The Escapist.

The no more licensed music part blows, Yahtzee's song choices are half the fun

Is there anything else of merit on the Escapist site?

-1 for the initial shock. At least he's still funny as before.

I feel as if something has been lost, but only -1 star since I can't name what that thing is.

I guess this is where we become nostalgia faggots over something that debuted last year, isn't it?

Hmmm everyone says this is horrible I guess I'll prepare to be disappointed...


the intro and outro song? That's it?

Fucking babies

i like zero punctuation before it was cool too guyz

I wouldn't mind playing Mechano Dune. Or "Deeyune".

I liked Crystal Skull. No detractor I have encountered has been able to articulate their dislike of the film in any way other than "This one didn't come out when I was nine years old like the last one did."

Or maybe we've just become conditioned to auto-hate anything new from George Lucas? Because I can honestly understand that.

I don't mind the loss of the copyrighted songs (I was surprised it didn't happen sooner, actually) but the new music is horribly generic, much like everything on The Escapist beside ZP.

Music by Angst Profit.

My second favorite part of ZP used to be the music he picked. He has great taste. What the fuck is this garbage soundtrack?

Jigglypuff!

Removing more than one star because of the music choice = whiny shit.

nice jokes I love em

I figured he'd do this eventually but still the new music is balls awful and undignified.

Does it go without saying that the trailer at the end is pretty...well...you know...I guess it does go without saying...

-1 for dissing Short Round
-1 for not liking Crystal Skull

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

(Also, yeah, the repeackaging warrants negative stars off an otherwise fun experience)

I thought fair use allowed anything under about 15 seconds of a song to be used without being credited? Or does that only apply if you're not making any money off it?