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THE SECRET LIVES OF CEREAL REVEALED Donkey Kong: Repurposed surplus Cap'n Crunch. Ninja Turtles: Repurposed surplus Chex squares with rejected irregular Lucky Charms marshmallows. Spider-Man: See "ninja turtles." The Dark Knight Cereal: Joker marshmallows actually surplus pieces from"Crazy Clown Crunch," discontinued in 1981. Boo Berry: Due to the presence of certain industrial chemicals, not technically a food. Naruto cereal: "Liquid gay" actually listed among ingredients on side of box. Trix: Horrible.
You know what was an awesome licensed cereal? NERDS. NERDS cereal kicked ass. THE MORE YOU KNOW
Wow, Mario sure was a lot skinnier back then. Must have been before the drugs.
Too much crunching in this commercial.
Little story for you all: When I was three, my mom told me that I'd have a new baby sister soon. I immediately suggested the name "Pac-Man." When met with her understandable skepticism, I got quiet for a moment, thought it over, and then suggested "Donkey Kong." They should have listened to me.
Dude, she would've had her own cereal!