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THE SECRET LIVES OF CEREAL REVEALED
Donkey Kong: Repurposed surplus Cap'n Crunch.
Ninja Turtles: Repurposed surplus Chex squares with rejected irregular Lucky Charms marshmallows.
Spider-Man: See "ninja turtles."
The Dark Knight Cereal: Joker marshmallows actually surplus pieces from"Crazy Clown Crunch," discontinued in 1981.
Boo Berry: Due to the presence of certain industrial chemicals, not technically a food.
Naruto cereal: "Liquid gay" actually listed among ingredients on side of box.
You know what was an awesome licensed cereal? NERDS. NERDS cereal kicked ass. THE MORE YOU KNOW
Wow, Mario sure was a lot skinnier back then. Must have been before the drugs.
Too much crunching in this commercial.
Little story for you all:
When I was three, my mom told me that I'd have a new baby sister soon. I immediately suggested the name "Pac-Man." When met with her understandable skepticism, I got quiet for a moment, thought it over, and then suggested "Donkey Kong."
They should have listened to me.
Dude, she would've had her own cereal!