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Yes yes, Jesus is coming. He's always coming. Brace yourself, any second now. Aaaany second.
get a towel
So Jesus, you promise to take all the Christians off the earth when you show up, right?
There will be plenty of free cars left for us pagans since they will all be unmanned thanks to rapture.
Jesus... the one thing the Kyoto Protocols missed!
Truly Jesus has raptured these bees away to bee heaven.
JESUS IS COMING YOU STUPID WHORES
HE WILL BE A FLOATING HEAD THAT WILL SHOOT BEES OUT OF HIS MOUTH THROUGH SEVEN STAGES
THE FINAL BOSS WILL BE HUGH HEFNER
Thus speaketh the Lord: "I'm covered in BEEEEEEEEEES!"
Yeah, because this would be the first famine since Christ died. The world has never seen one of those!
PS in bee heaven do they have rivers of honey? If so, do they have to work to make the rivers? Or are they just created by God?
KILLING JESUS WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY
also "Jesus said that that would be famines before he returns."
also we have to quest into the ice caverns and rescue the village elder's daughter from the snow goblins!
The thing about growing up with 90s video games is... even though I want to hate new age music, I can't.
This song is fucking amazing. God I hate myself.