There troops are so poorly equipped it's shameful. Still, they're far more successful Mobile Party Force than anything Al Queda ever coughed up.

They should upgrade the party van with a PA system, armor, and a disco ball, it'd be great PR.

Even when understaffed, they can still get the party started.

You can't throw a party with nuclear arms.

i want to see a bomb go off in the background during one of these videos... just once!

SERVICEMEN SHOULD SOLDIER 24/7! No excuses!

Anyone know what kind of drugs you have to take to enjoy Eurodance?

Leave those poor contractors alone!

The First Earth Battalion lives!

Is it wrong to get just so ANGRY at the uptight white dudes who won't party that I just start yelling, "YOU'RE WHY WE'RE LOSING! IF YOU'D PARTY DEMOCRACY WOULD FLOURISH AND NO ONE WOULD BLOW UP ANYBODY!!"? Cause if that's wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Well we might have lost the war, our integrity as a nation, our face value with the world, and everyone hates us, but at least SOMEone is trying to do something about it.

I genuinely can't prevent myself from dancing like a 'tard alone in my room whenever the music plays and the guys start spreading happiness.

I support our troops.