Is it possible that good ol' Jack Dickson has somehow managed to discover a way to post YouTube videos from 1985? Because that would explain why he isn't inside calling me a fagot on XBox Live.
Fun fact: 25 years from now, good ol' Jack Dickson invents a time machine, travels back to the present day and takes his invention for full sized houses made of giant Lego bricks to the American Inventor panel.
Good Ol' Jack Dickson can't swing a bat worth a damn.
Also: What the hell kind of hell-hole does he live in? There's a rotting pig covered in maggots just outside his house, and apparently they just have a big hole that they throw random household items into outside another structure. I'm surprised he's managed to hold onto a Ghostbusters shirt for so long when they're throwing out perfectly good angel statues.