Ahhh Sea Monkeys (aka Brine Shrimp). I went a little apeshit with them for about 6 months. Got all the accessory supplements. Then I realized I didn't care all that much and let them die.

But how do they taste?

The creationists will be using this, to be sure.

From the creator of X-ray specs. Note: the Wikipedia article on X-rays specs is really snarky.

Sure, Sea Monkeys are cool...if you've never had Triops.

Triops are like a cross between prehistoric trilobites and the alien face hugger. Also, they can grow up to rwo inches long.

Suspended animation for grey expansion casting shadows on the sun.

The "water purifier" is actually where the eggs are. The second packet is simply a mixture of food and dye, basically making the teeny tiny shrimpoids visible.

Sea-monkey, doo-monkey.

also, 3 stars for "growth-food"

I had sea-monkeys. In the instructions is says only to refill the water that evaporates from the jar every however many days, because when the solution is at a higher concentration it hardens their shells. I figured I wanted my sea monkeys to be badasses so I rarely if ever refilled the water. I can only imagine this contributed to their spiraling downfall.