Personally, the mountingly extreme nature of internet pornography has left me so jaded that the only thing I can masturbate to anymore is fully clothed dominatrices dropping the contents of a poorly built counter onto a fat mans head by accident.
I go there often, but its all too inundated by dominatrices who actually appear to gain pleasure by INTENTIONALLY dropping things on fat guys heads, not expressing genuine horror or sympathy after an accident. I give it a three out of five Are You Okays.