YOU'RE THE HOMOS

Imagine instead of a PS3 controller, it's a gun.

This is incredibly funny, but also very sad.

The Internet backing away slowly, hands up, maintaining absolute eye contact.

The Internet's hands trembling as it leaves the room, fumbling for a pack of cigarettes.

loooooong

my favorite bit is early on, when he dramatically whips off his glasses, only to have them fall into place on his chest, thanks to their handy strap.

Well of course he's killing you in your conscience, there's no way in hell he's leaving the house.

i'm not going to rate this down, but perhaps the question of: how many youtards telling people not to hate are necessary before a sentiment of "you've seen one, you seen them all" comes into play?

If I see that pickle one more time!

..he's right.

I really did not want to laugh at this old weirdo, but it was sort of impossible. It's obvious he's autistic or ... something ... I just hope he doesn't hurt himself.

CHRIS WANTS A BOYFRIEND (free girl)

CHRIS IS DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND (free girl)

CHRIS WILL GLADLY SUCK ON ANYTHING YOU GIVE HIM SO LONG AS YOU WILL BE HIS BOYFRIEND (free girl)

I wish I had a conscience left for it to eat me.

I don't suppose it's really possible for anyone to twist his words around, he's already done such a damn fine job of it himself.

"Take it or leave it losers"

LUDELY DRAWN PICTURES WITH...dicks
I LOVE DYKES
DYKES
CHINA
STRAIGHT

!

I love that Christian can't put his PS3 controller down long enough to make a video to rail against his detractors. Was he even playing a game at the time?

Fantastic.