Imagine her naked through one of my dress shirts

3, 6, 9
DAMN SHE'S FINE
HOPING SHE CAN SOCK IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME
GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW
TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL (TO THE WALL)
'TILL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS (MY BALLS)
'TILL ALL THESE FEMALES CRAWL (CRAWL)
'TILL ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER (MOTHERFUCKER) ALL SKEET SKEET GOD DAMN
TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER (MOTHERFUCKER) ALL SKEET SKEET GOD DAMN

"She's a fucking cunt, but what can you do right?"

McCain joke time! (really):

"Have you heard the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die?"

"When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"


-1 star for not including images of the contest.

Later, he tried to offer her in the blowjob raffle.

Dignity is for our president and no one else, including his wife.

Is he standing on a milk crate?

I love that excited fist pump he does, like he's just getting so psyched up! This is the same appearance where he promised to win the Iraq "by winning." This guy would make such a great president.

Doddering old fool.