I'm really not sure how to rank this because I feel like taking away a million stars for not scanning something with it.

Which is strange considering I'm an animal rights hippy.

whaaaaaat the fuck

take some scans first before you throw it.....away.

The Circuit City "City Advantage" protection plan does not cover insect infestations.

This looks like an ideal thermite vessel.

You can drive nature out with a pitchfork, but it always comes roaring back again.

This happened recently when we moved into an old house. Sugar ants built a nest under the wireless router and cable modem. We have since bleached, boraxed, and even set up carnivorous plants near the windows. It is war.

Fuckin' carpenter ants....attention whores each and every one of 'em...

Why spend hundreds of cents on an antfarm, when you can just have them move in a piece of electronics without you knowing!

Hey, everyone! It's God!

Awesome or horrifying? I can't quite decide.

Did anyone else check their scanner? I did.

ANTS. ANTS. ANTS.

I'd love to have taken this thing into Firedog.

Those are not eggs, they're pupa.

Seems like it would just be cruel to kill the ants at this point. I say let them have the printer/scanner, I think they've earned it.