So this kid is obsessed with slapping his name on everything, and seems completely oblivious to the apparent cruelty of his parents. Or maybe he knows and that's why he was doomed to becomes such an intolerable douche, as revenge.

Who knows, this kid is all kinds of messed up.

I can only hope that somehow he learns actual facts, but there are no guarantees.

It's true, women are just THERE.

As if this clip weren't deserving of five stars from the usual rant, the last two minutes of him coming out are _priceless_.

This is an awesome piece of performance art.

Wow. I'd say something about the connection of radical feminists and the statements "Let's get some shoes." and "Is my makeup on neatly." But really I'm looking at a thirteen year old boy who used the flimsiest pretext to put on a dress and lipstick tell me how unattractive women are and I think that's enough. That will always be enough.

Man, I used to do a lot of stupid shit when I was a kid, but I couldn't imagine the horror of having it captured and preserved for the ages on the Internet.

This kid will probably grow out of this stupid shit, as kids often do, but it will always be there to haunt him. He'll grow up, go to college and get a job. One day, he'll go into work and find everyone laughing at a video made by the office cut-up featuring his fourteen-year-old self and a techno mix of "I don't wanna cook! I don't like to cook! I'LL SMACK YOU! Let's go get some shoes! Go get some shoes! Go get some shoes! I don't like to cook! Let's go get some shoes! HEY HEY HEYYYYY! Shoes! Shoes! Shoes! I don't wanna cook! UH! UH! UH! AOW! LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'LL SMACK YOU!"

Self-obsessed whiners who do nothing but complain? I think this kid may be a liberal.

Holy shit.

Wow. Fucking WOW.

Whatever you do, see the last two minutes.

And don't drink anything while you're watching.

I sense a future TFL acolyte.

I don't care about anything this kid has to say, but I do find his ever-changing orange flowbee-do hilarious.

Holy shit! POEgasm.

Goronchev is so like able compared to this fuck and VenomFangX.

This video is POE's perfect storm.

It's videos like this that warm my heart to think that the obvious lesson made of Star Wars Kid hasn't been picked up on by many others on our planet.

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT.

hm.

"i'm an enemy of our nation!!!!!"

Someday he'll fill Margerie's shoes quite nicely.

I'm convinced you cannot become a conservative if you grow up around a lot of different ideas.

I'm also convinced if you are homeschooled or live in suburbia with a very sheltered house you will end up conservative.

In the near future these videos will be used as evidence.

Heebus! Reebus! McJeebus!

Is "be patient - this gets amazing" a valid tag yet? Because that really belongs here.

Fucking stunning. A million stars.

what

During the first act, I was wondering, "What does this have to do with neoconservatives?" Also, I was overcome by boredom and annoyance.

Glad I stuck around for the big reveal.

I think we've found the next J. Edgar Hoover.

Well, thank goodness somebody is making sure the women don't ruin our country.

Inevitable followup:

"I'm a homosexual! I hate our country and God, and want to see babies murdered! I dress in women's clothes and take it up the ass from men like Patrick here! I piss on the Ameri...little faster Patrick... American flag! I love Al-Qaeda! We should destroy...yeah that's good, give it to me harder...destroy America and worship Satan!"

Shit I wish this still existed,