Reminds me of an old "bloopers" 45 my grandparents had with an alleged radio horse race broadcast & the announcer gets word that "Harass" is out of the race. "Yes, that's right... scratch 'Harass'..."
I decided to give my horse a respectable humanlike name: Amanda. But I thought she should have a second name that reminds me of what a sweet horse she is.
But then she ran away. Now I'm always looking for Amanda Hugnkiss.
Other good horse names:
Average at Best
Glued Lightning
Colic The Wonder Horse
Buyer's Remorse
Stupid Gypsy Curse
Undisguised Contempt for All Things French
Luck o' the Amish
etc.