"All you all right dude?" + slow mo = +5

0:45 - "Oh wait, skateboards _aren't_ magic... Crap"

What fat friends are for.

A fat skater no less :D

fatty approaches, looks like he's going for a double kick flip folks. OH NO! he's jumped off the skateboard entirely and falls down the stairs.

i just went skateboarding today. and i'm going to add, since i've taken it up again some 10 years after high school, i don't do the shit that gets me hurt and i have a lot of fun. the end.

ELIMINATION

At least the skateboard seems to have made it down relatively well.

Teenagers don't know they can die yet.

Too many stairs, not enough helmet.

I think he probably should have practiced for something like that, at least once.

Stupid, stupid kid. He doesn't look like he could drop down an eight stair (much less a gargantuan double set), then on top of that he's doing it while it's wet on the landing (and I'm guessing the approach).
Note the headband... the melty skater is attempting to imitate a pro skater named Jamie Thomas.

Faceplant doesn't add to your score multiplier.

-1 for not removing himself from the gene pool.

I REGRET NOTHING

5 Stars for the last slow mo at the end introducing us the the laughter of Satan's demons in hell.

He might as well have just skipped the skateboard and got a good running start