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Smellvin - 2008-08-29

No DemoniusX tag?!

oogaBooga - 2008-08-29

He's not much of a fatty, and he doesnt injure himself. He's actually not too bad to be able to do that without chopping something off, but he's too showy. Chances are, were he transported back into feudal japan he'd get killed by the first native sword-wielding fathead he came across.

Camonk - 2008-08-29

Oh god another one.

Cleaner82 - 2008-08-29

Totally, if it were me I'd just use an upward crescent cut. That's all you need. Then if they were still breathing I'd follow it up with a earthward Wasabi Slash. This guy has no idea what he's doing.

gotterdamm - 2008-08-29

Hey Ooga, could you help me focus my Chi power? I'd like to do a hadouken.

Cleaner82 - 2008-08-29

I can do that, forget about him. I can break boards from across a room. The trick is to gather the chi first from the surrounding area, strangely the more purple the wallpaper is the more ambient chi is available to be culled. So many people forget to do this and are doomed to failure. Then you just push it outward like an invisible snowball.

oogaBooga - 2009-05-19

I make a comment saying how his flashiness would avail him nothing and suddenly everyone's pretending that I'm pretending that i'm some sword expert.

Rape Van Winkle - 2009-10-21

Ooga gets a gold star in Thread Comprehension.

ztc - 2008-08-29

First you better stop waving it like a feather duster.

Smellvin - 2008-08-29

How appropriate. You fight like a cow?

(You can't start with a retort).

Operation Cornflakes - 2008-08-29

Amazing! How do you manage to shave without using a mirror?

zatojones - 2008-08-29

the creepiest part of this video is the camera man's heavy mouth breathing

chumbucket - 2008-08-29

I found that fit nicely with the presentation

waxeater - 2008-08-29

Think of all of the time he could have spent learning or doing something useful.

socialist_hentai - 2008-08-29

Is avenging his family something you deem useless? Also i think that katana is either plastic or made in shop class.

waxeater - 2008-08-29

It's not like he can stab the heart attacks that took his parents.

Daymage - 2008-08-29

And you're on PoeTV?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-08-29

Like learning Klingon?

waxeater - 2008-08-29

I'm avoiding work. I have an excuse.

I'm also not a fat weeaboo.

chumbucket - 2008-08-29

Indy pulls out pistol, fires

Syd Midnight - 2008-08-31

That's what I was thinking too: My money is still on the nerd who spent his allowance money building a hairspray flamethrower.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-29


Aubrey McFate - 2008-08-29

Transcending history and the world, a tale of swords and fat eternally retold!

Camonk - 2008-08-29

The Highlander is completely fucked!

Goethe and ernie - 2008-08-29

At about 0:18 it looks like he starts holding his gut, which pleases me no end.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-29

Minus one star because I require a serious injury out of this. The knowledge that it will happen someday gives this 4 stars.

dancingshadow - 2008-08-29

samurai shorts

Testicles of Doom - 2008-08-29

Was this filmed in my neighborhood? The kids next door are constantly fighting with those wooden practice swords, and not in a hilarious LARP-ing way.

Unsung - 2008-08-29

This guy would would tear up that "Fat Klingon with Batlehwhtever" dude.

Squeamish - 2008-08-29




petep - 2008-08-29

i can't twirl and whirl a katana HALF as good as this guy can

theSnake - 2008-08-29


bopeton - 2008-09-12

Why have an Internet, if not for this?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-11-26

The internet is boring. This is youtube.

gambol - 2009-02-25

They shouldn't have burned his village.

CharlesSmith - 2009-03-29

I love how he quickly runs out of steam and sort of spins the sword around half assed before slowly sheathing it like he meant to end like that all along.

Spastic Avenger - 2009-05-27

He oils his blade with lard.

Document - 2009-08-09

I'm not going to say this display isn't impressive - it kinda is - and I'm not going to question the practicality of his decision to learn swordsmanship over, say, Spanish - because this seems to be a purely aesthetic thing and it's pretty hard to apply logic to anything artsy.

That said, this is polar opposite of everything society deems dignified. The immature adult, the aping of foreign cultures, the carrying on in public spaces: fifty years ago this shit would've been a one-way Sanitarium ticket.

Shit's changed.

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