You left out ta-tas, maguppies, and bazongas.

Snacktrays....don't forget snacktrays!

Hell, I'm even okay with Mudflaps.

Maguppies and snacktrays are both new to me, but they will be incorporated. I did, indeed, forget ta-tas, though.

Let us not forget big'uns.

Also: bazooms...gunboats...dirty pillows....and i got nothin'.

Cancer bombs

"i wanna see these milkshakes!!! imagine sitting opposite her with a big dick, and then it turns out shes a size queen. then latter that day you've got your dick between these big tits!!!"

Ignoring all the other confusing things about this comment, WTF is a 'size queen'?

I dunno, but in his fantasy, it turns out she is one.

A porn actress whose speciality is doing dudes with big dicks.

I'm going to go and hang myself now, for knowing that.

Are you implying that there are porn actresses who DON'T specialize in doing dudes with big dicks? That their specialty is doing dudes with average or small dicks? I can't imagine that porn actresses with that specialty have very long or lucrative careers.

Probably not, but I imagine parts of their anatomy come away from it in better condition.

HURF BLURF DUH, can you even name a male porn star who holds only average endowments?

If I had to name one, I'd suggest "Les Knockwurst".