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Millard - 2008-09-04

My friend and I bust out laughing when this happened, much to the annoyance of the shocked audience members.

Testicles of Doom - 2008-09-04

The description is perfect.

Syd Midnight - 2008-09-05

I'd like to rate it less, but that is about the only rememberable moment, besides lives being saved because of the assumption that every single woman packs a lame battery-powered vibrator wherever she goes. And Sam Jackson being cut off mid-speech is a jolt.

FABIO2 - 2009-01-03

I don't remember a single other thing about this movie.

heyitslozeau - 2008-09-04

"man is much more dangerous than nature"

really sam? is that why nature just ate your ass?

Udderdude - 2008-09-04


Camonk - 2008-09-04

I don't know, the part where the...

Yeah okay this movie is worthless except for this part.

Comeuppance - 2008-09-04


spin cycle kitty - 2008-09-04


Drink, bitch!

Frank Rizzo - 2008-09-04

I bet he tasted like ashy knees and coconut butter

Rape Van Winkle - 2009-04-14


DMKA - 2008-09-04

I remember seeing this in the theater, and two black guys who were sitting behind me started complaining about "see, they always gotta kill off tha brothaz".

Then LL Cool J ended up living to their utter surprise and they were content.

UnderANeonHalo - 2008-09-05

I always get the play-by-play narrator brother sitting behind me.

"yo, they eatin him dog, yo dem vampires eatin him yo.... oh shit, now they lookin for dat chick, yo man they found her... OH FUCK MAN THEY FOUND HER, OH SHIT MAN SHE"S FUCKIN RUNNIN!" (30 days of night btw, true story)

I generally ask them if their friend is blind or just stupid, usually shuts em up. But yeah, this movie really is better than it should be.

Jeff Fries - 2008-09-28

Nice racist Chris Farley impression there

Angel Carver - 2008-09-04

The other best part of this movie is the tie-in rap single by LL Cool J: "Deepest. Bluest. My head is like a shark's fin!"

Not joking!

theSnake - 2008-09-04

HOLY SHIT that was my favorite part of the 90s. That music video was the most retarded thing I could latch onto. It kept me sane, much like Rimmer was chosen out of all the people on Red Dwarf to be resurrected to keep Lister sane. Not really but I love that song forever because its fuckin retarded.

theSnake - 2008-09-04

also its My Hat is Like a Shark's Fin. I think.

Syd Midnight - 2008-09-05

Was he in the movie? I remember the movie had the cliche "Scared negro", definitely not Sam Jackson, it was a "Feets get moving!" character.

Rape Van Winkle - 2009-04-14

LL's in ur oven, heatin up ur rhymes.

Blaise - 2008-09-04

Needs a "Failed Motivational Speech" tag

Helena Handbasket - 2008-09-04


This movie is also memorable for having LL Cool J trapped in an oven and making wise cracks with a pet parrot. Also; a GUY ON A STRETCHER IS PULLED UNDER WATER AND THEN USED AS A WEAPON BY SHARKS.. come on people.

thatonegirl - 2008-09-05

I remember reading somewhere or hearing about it that Samuel Jackson requested to have his character be killed off because there wasn't much more he could do with it. Something to that effect.

You get what you ask for, eh?

StanleyPain - 2008-09-05

The best part of this movie is how the sharks in it are all magical size-changing sharks and how I get this vision of some film-school intern trying desperately to communicate to that fucking hack Renny Harlin "Uh, sir, you know the sharks are different sizes in different scenes, right? That's a big continuity error!" and being promptly demoted to bagel warmer.

Grace Mugabe - 2009-01-28

What about The Long Kiss Goodnight? For that alone he deserves some respect.

Goethe and ernie - 2008-09-05

Underrated modern cinematic classic. Up there with the Final Destination trilogy. Totally the sort of film that I'd watch on a Sunday night and pretend it's because I was bored, but actually I'd been looking forward to it all day.

Geoff Marr - 2008-09-14

This scene took me by complete surprise the first time I saw this movie.

Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-02-14

I love everything about this movie.

Rape Van Winkle - 2009-04-14

I totally remember this. hahahaha fucken shark.

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