ACK! Wrong "Target Women" video.

This was intended for the "Chick Flick" one. Firefox apparently doesn't like this video player. I have to open them in IE tabs. Since I am lazy and don't want to have to keep logging into PoEtv on IE, I leave the original tab open and post the comments there.

I fail at the Internet and life.

This does bring up an important point though: women's heads don't function like our manly brains. They happen to have rocks and stuff up there that prevent them from functioning logically for more than several hours at a time.

By crying, women can excrete the effluents produced by their highly inefficient brains which fill their heads and make them uncomfortable. After relieving themselves, they go back and act (relatively) normally for a few more hours. It is by this process that we men may enjoy such wonderful things from them as cooking, cleaning, and sex without any major lapses of total, permanent insanity or inconvenient, messy, head-exploding death.

I stand by my 3-star rating.

It's kind of weird that her icon for sex is a pair of handcuffs.

Binro seems to have a bit of a problem understanding jokes.

Well, as soon as one of these videos makes a joke, we'll be able to tell.

I heard you like anime.

There is an awkward lack of people yelling in Japanese that I find unappealing.

She's like that chick in highschool who had the backbrace, but it could never quite fix it 100%.

this was totally intended for both recent Target Women videos.

im just really contrived and have nothing new to say for any of the other front page entries.

The problem is, she's already alienated 99% of their advertisers with these clips.

are you kidding? E! thrives on women being stereotypes of themselves (Sunset Tan?). I think the only exception would be The Soup, and Joel McHale will fight to the death to keep that gig.

Ever since I saw the yogurt one I have noticed that EVERY SINGLE other yogurt commercial features a woman in a grey hoodie. What is with that demographic?

I ain't wearin' no gunny sack.

that is the worst reply in the whole of the universe

Like what is that, right?

you like anime lol

you like terrible comedians lol

Honestly, Sudan wins that one. Hands down.

Just think of her as someone old enough to fit FOUR underage schoolgirls into one.

FABIO2, take your horrible fetish fantasies elsewhere.

At the moment before ejaculation it constricts the penis so that no semen enters the vagina.

I like "logical" because she's more angular.

No, I saw the real version earlier today.

These Target Women things are hit or miss, but this one's the best I've seen.

The menstrual cycle is a period of nonstop physical and emotional devastation that cannot be managed without the help of creepy condescending drugs!

I think I have seen maybe one ad that markets birth control as, you know, actual birth control, and even then it was in really vague "uh um well what if stuff happens?" terms. Women can't handle honesty, you know.