WHAT. THE. FUCK.

If you spend too much time with threes, their neurotoxins turn you into this.

noise pollution

If they got the chance trees would kill you and everyone you care about.

Wow! We'd need to find these folks and surprise them with chainsaws just for the looks on their faces!

What happened to tree hugging? Must everything be so fucking intense nowadays?

I want to print 5000 copies of the entire transcript of this show on high quality pulp fiber paper

"Come, Cloudchaser, come with us."

I just don't know what to say. Probably something about the decadence of American society. Mostly I just want to wander the old growth forests with a hickory switch giving these people something to cry about.

God, I hate Earth First.

"I WANT TO MOURN THE LOSS OF ALL THE OLD GROWTH!"

jesus lady, you are, aren't you? if this isn't mourning i'd hate to see their "real" or "actual" mourning.

You think anyone sitting in that clearing has ever actually had to work for a living? Outside a plastic, steel and wood-pulp-fiber-fronted office cubicle, I mean.

Then again, people this divorced from reality have at least the ability to amuse me.

Shine on, you loopy fuckers.

Trees don't have feelings, honey.

Trees r teh sux.

The "Weird Al" vibe that last girl gave off had to have been deliberate.

Well, this will certainly help.

I get the feeling they all LARPed in that forest later in the evening.

So this is basically like an insane Christian revival meeting, except with treehugging and hippies. All that's missing is a guy slapping people in the forehead and sending them into spasms.

"Bring me to this cathedral."

Yep.

That's it, I'm registering Republican.

Syndee L'ome Grace

Precursors to Alpha Centauri's Gaians.

Oh if only they knew how many trees had to die to produce those clothes and metal jewelry

I like trees and shit too, but jesus get some perspective you fucking morons.

These are people I hear loudly talking in cafes about how they've ESCAPED THE SYSTEM MAN and all this shit while they pay for their coffee and order more 0 Birkenstocks on their 00 laptop.

I was expecting better weepin' and wailin' than that.

Do they even show the tree up-close and what happened to it? Couldn't it have been felled by wildlife? Porcupines cause damage which looks very similar to what little they showed of the tree itself.

Permission to grieve old growth sir!
Permission granted.
WHAAAAGH!

T Crazy Lady: That is not a cathedral, that is a forest.

Well anything that makes hippies cry

for the first time in my life i am really happy the vietnam war happened

These people need some real problems. May I suggest serious injustice or cancer?