Or Goth, depending on the lizard's tone of voice.

Tomato soup. I'm tellin' ya.

who puts tomato soup on a hotdog?

who builds a hot dog?

Hotdog scienceticians

Why would hotdog scienceticians put tomato soup on a hot dog? That's not science, it's dogma!

we're all geniuses here

To answer the original question, and I had to do some hard thinking about this, but it's sort of like if we were about to go to war with North Korea and we nuked Alaska. Then we'd be like, Hey North Korea, if we'll do that to ourselves, what do you think we'll do to YOU?!

this place is more fun than the other place.

If a hot dog hosed me and my best Sunday suit down with ketchup, I would freak the holy living fuck out. And even after you sat me down and explained it was just ketchup, and that both it and the hot dog were completely edible and harmless, you know what? I still think I'd seek out food that didn't make me shit a brick.

I am!