Jack Van Impe on Foreign Policy

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Jack Van Impe on Foreign Policy

Desc:	First strike! Surprise attacks!
Category:	Religious, Military
Tags:	crazy, Televangelist, jack van impe, first strike
Submitted:	MaulLove
Date:	09/26/08
Views:	1335
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Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-09-26

He is getting legitimately aroused by the thought of going to war with another country.

Moustache McGillicuddy

- 2008-09-26

what a shitty little surprise Jack has planned there

- 2008-09-26

First strike! Surprise attacks! Lemon Party!

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown

- 2008-09-26

First strike! Surprise attacks! Magic: the Gathering!

- 2008-09-26

You can see him struggling to decide what you might strike with.

Bananas? No...
Silly Puns... No no no...

Weapons! That's it!

- 2008-09-26

I bet you could concoct something with the chemical residues of that luxurious preacher hair.

- 2008-09-26

We'll strike you...with...our...weapons. SNEAK ATTACK! +5 DAMAGE!

- 2008-09-26

Uh I think you'll see that sneak attack is +1d6, and requires combat advantage. Which now we've lost, thanks to van Impe here, unless we can get England into a flanking position.

I'm not a dork!

- 2008-09-26

I trust that yourmother carries around a set of d20 dice in his fanny pack. As we all should. He rolled his 1d6 and got a 5.
May that kind of luck follow you the rest of your life, friend.

- 2008-09-26

even though you fail the initiative roll you still can stack your "weapons" attack unless your hp go blotto before use

- 2008-09-26

The first frame of the vid: Mitchell's on a corner!

- 2008-09-26

We'll strike you... with... our... (what's the word I'm looking for here???)... weapons.

- 2008-10-03

KILLED HIM IN HIS SLEEP THAT NIGHT

And so castles...
made of sand...
melts...

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