NIGGA WHAT?

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HAHAHAHA HANDBAG TAG FTW.

...but wait! There's more!

oh grandpa...

McCain campaign time of death, somewhere between eight and ten PM during the last Presidential debate.

RAGE BUILDING.

I actually kind of felt bad for him, he looked so hurt. That being said, goddamn am I going to enjoy the next 4-8 years.

This is what a man looks like when he's forced to watch his talking point die.

Its amazing that this wasn't even McCain's worst moment.

For that I'd go with a tie between his putting a mother's "health" in airquotes when talking about abortion (yeah, fuck those pregnant endangered mothers!) and his hilarious pivot:

"It's not the fact that Senator Obama chooses to associate with a guy who in 2001 said that he wished he had have bombed more, and he had a long association with him. It's the fact that all the -- all of the details need to be known about Senator Obama's relationship with them and with ACORN and the American people will make a judgment.

And my campaign is about getting this economy back on track, about creating jobs, about a brighter future for America. And that's what my campaign is about"

Forget you, Matlock's on!

-1 because it's missing the split screen when he first says "ZERO?!" That was the best part. I think CNN had it.

hahaha

I was giggling madly for minutes after that. That "ZERO?!" and what followed came awfully close to giving me a boner.

Is it just me or did McCain come off as a giant asshole more than once in this debate?

Also, I thought shouting out interruptions was prohibited, which he did at least once.

?!

What is the sound of one man's campaign crumbling?

"NANI?!?" (comical anime sweatdrop)

"ZERO?"
Ohshitohshitohshit! There go the next dozen talking points! Where do I go from here? Uhhhh, skip ahead skip ahead skip ahead. Ah, I got it!
"Joe the Plumber!!"
Whew, pulled that one out of the fire!

(sound of shattering glass)

Most of us would just concentrate that tension in the anus, but he probably can't flex it anymore.

McCain needs the depression-era piano guy from Family Guy to play him off when things go awry.

I really wanted to just put up the link so I didnt have to explain it like that, but I guess I just suck at search engines.

*record scratch*

PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS?!

A HAAAAAAAnnnnnnDDDDDDDBAAAAAAGGGGG?????