Your friends won't think you are weird if you make a massive spastic spectacle of passing on a joint. They will just think you are a fucking asshole for not just saying "No thanks."

Also, when my friends pinned down my arms and legs and stuck the needle in my arm, it is nice to know that it was my fault because you can always say no.

I'm guessing Mr Bill got caught with a large amount of coke and meth, and this is his way of repaying his debt to society.

sadly, I'm too old to be amused by this..hang him at dawn

Well, I liked the part where he hurt himself.

I can't watch this. 5 stars.

1 star for each second I made before frantically clicking away out of annoyance.

This makes me wish I was high.

"No one can make you do something you don't want to do."

Uh... rape?

My stars are for the painful realization that the only thing more annoying than Martin Short doing lame characters, is someone impersonating Martin Short doing lame characters.

Couldn't Jon Spencer get the rest of the Blues Explosion to show up with him?

-1 star.

Yes, the irony is that it was guys like this that eventually made me want to do drugs.