Well damn, that seems kind of fun. Maybe having my brain go to shit wouldn't be all that bad.

Oh, Saffas, that's not right. But the people who will be personally offended won't remember anyway.

Is this what life in the white house bathroom will be like for the next eight years?

oh grandpa...

Nothing get's done in that house.

I'm sorry, but when it comes down to it, although alzheimer's is a horrible disease that we need to do great research into, at the same time, it's comedic set-ups are endless. Tragic or not, it's pretty funny.

Martin! Can you help me?

Am I starving to death or am I on a new diet plan?

Alzheimer's: nature's high

It might not be a joke, but it's hilarious.

When's these guys' TV series coming out?

if your skin is dry then you're getting in the tub
if your legs ache then you're going up the stairs
if your accent is german, you should be drinking a lager.