I watched the whole thing, and all I can think of is this: http://www.maakies.com/archive/m576.gif

I go to a taco truck. I order three tacos. They cost three dollars. My Fiesta Name is Pendejo.

i bet she spit that out like a load of cum.

Yeah the creepiest aspect of this whole thing was how unwilling Taco Bell is to refer to their food as food.

That's standard fast food operating procedure, though. When I was a kid, I worked at Dairy Queen and Schlotzky's; although we referred to it as whatever in the presence of other employees and select managers, in front of the franchisee and the customer, all food items were referred to as 'product'.

Ah, but will they be able to harness the potential of the three seashells?

I for one am not looking forward to all restaurants in the future.

I, for one, will be honored if you go to Taco Bell with me.

There's a Northern California only chain called Jimboy's Tacos which is so much better than Taco Bell's dog food.

I used to love Taco Bell chalupas. Then I had Del Taco. Not only are they ridiculously cheaper, they made chalupas taste like sour cream filled cardboard by comparison.

To be fair, taco bell was great until like '92 or '93. My family hit that shit up fairly often, but one day everyone simultaneously went WHAT THE FUCK as Taco Bell's beef had instantly changed from being delicious to tasting like oversalted ass-chutney. It has just gone downhill from there. TRIPLE CHALUPA DECKER ASS BLASTER

I can only ever eat enchiritos if I get dragged along to a taco bell now as that enchilada sauce is the only thing that covers the beef's alimentary flavor.

Also the only fucking people wearing gloves.

I want mine to look like a Churrito!

(phppppllllt)

Mighty Taco was (is) moderately better than Taco Bell, locally owned and open late. but still in the class of cheap, bad psudo-mex drunk food.

I was very upset when they closed the MT on Elmwood ave

Lone Star Fajita Grill on Hertel Ave was much better.

Am I wrong to assume Mighty Taco is only a western NY thing?